Crazy names of the USSR

Crazy names of the USSR

The Great October Revolution succeeded, spring was approaching, and couples were in a more patriotic mood that ever before. The fashion of revolutionary names was born.

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Ranging from the Slavish Vladlen and Volen, through Jewish-sounding Izaida and Izil', all the way to Georgian-style Krarmija and Lagshmivara, ‘traditional’ Soviet names remained highly regional and ethnicity-specific, despite being constructed of Bolsheviks' names & slogans.

The fad lasted most of the first half of the twentieth century, roughly until the Great Fatherland War, as WWII is known in the CIS. By then, most of the more ridiculous names disappeared entirely, but some of the better-sounding concoctions remain in active use to this day.

You can find our selection of some of the more interesting exemplars below, or check out a more comprehensive list at Soviet-Empire.

Trik(om)

komsomol, komintern, kommunizm
Three "C" - Comsomol, Comintern, communism

I wonder whether this is where W3C took inspiration for its name.

Oyushminal'd(a)

O. Yu. Shmidt na l'dine
O. Yu. Shmidt on a flake of ice

As if Otto Yulyevich Schmidt’s name wasn’t complicated enough as it is.

Vaterpezhekosma

Valentina Tereshkova - pervaja zhenshhina-kosmonavt
Valentina Tereshkova is a first woman cosmonaut

Many of the names were praising specific events and accomplishments of the Soviet people. In the above example—first woman in space.

Uryurvkos

Ura, Yura v kosmose
Hurray, Yuri's in space

I doubt that there are many Russians who can spell or pronounce this name without diligent practice, but it’s hard to blame the parents—how can you think of practicality when Yuri’s breaching the atmosphere!

Soviet kosmonavt - in the name of progress

Persovstrat

Pervyj sovetskij stratostat
First Soviet airship

What about the Last Soviet airship?

Pores

Pomni reshenie s'ezdov
Remember the sessions' decisions

One thing’s for sure: with a name like this, you’ll never forget!

Pridespar

Privet delegatam s'ezda partii
Greetings to the delegates of the party's session

Was this the name of the Chief Party Greeter?

Pjatvchet

Pjatiletku v chetyre goda
Five year plan in four years

This could have been a nice replacement for the renowned Stakhanov.

Stakhanov - Five year plan

Yaslenik

Ya s Leninym i Krupskoj
I'm with Lenin and Krupskaja

Classic example of names praising Soviet leaders, in this case—Lenin and his wife.

Vinun

Vladimir Il'ich ne umrjot nikogda
Vladimir Il'ich will never die

Which leads us to our next name...

Luidzhi(a)

Lenin umer, idei zhivy
Lenin died but his ideas live on

Hello! It’s-a-me, Mario! I mean, Luigi! No, Luidzhi!

Lorierik

Lenin, Oktjabr'skaja revoljucija, industrializacija, elektrifikacija, radiofikacija i kommunizm
Lenin, October Revolution, industrialisation, electrification, radiofication and communism

If you don’t believe that the above monstrosity is real, I personally know a person who’s classmate was called Electrification (Электрификация).

Raytiya

Rayonnaya tipografiya
District's printing press

Looks like Gutenberg’s invention had a much more pronounced effect on society than he might ever have expected.

Dazdrasmygda

Da zdravstvuet smychka goroda i derevni
Glory to the ties between the city and the countryside

Urbanisation FTW.

Last

Latyshskij strelok
Latvian gunman

Last but not least.

Have you ever met someone with one of the names from the list? What are some crazy names where you live?